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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Because THIS dream MUST be shared and recorded for ALL of history!!!

Oh. my. goodness.

I just had a brief conversation with my sister who shared with me her dream from last night.

Let me just tell ya, between my raw emotions from yesterday, the current allergy sickness I am feeling right now, and the sorta stats, but not really stats/research class I just started, I was definitely needing a laugh, and boy, did she serve one up.

I told her that she should be a guest blogger and share it with y'all, but she says that I am the writer. I did manage to get her to email it to me, so grab some D&pends and hold on to your chairs. Here's how it went...

It was my birthday and I received a "Grow-Your-Own-Giraffe". This was a jelly bean sized capsule that you added water to and it became a full sized giraffe. Well, I added the water and there it was--a large giraffe in my living room. It walked around and mingled with my dog. They got along well!

But then I got to thinking that I couldn't keep a full sized giraffe in my house. I looked and lo and behold there was a name tag on a collar on the giraffe. It said it belonged to Robert Irvine--the host of Dinner Impossible on the Food Network--and it had his phone number--By the way, according to my dream, he lived in my state. Anyway, I called him and asked if he could take the giraffe back b/c I couldn't keep it. He said it belonged to me now, but he would call once a week and check in on me and the giraffe.

I then went to the local Humane Society and asked them if they would be able to take the giraffe and they said they could. I then went to the parking lot and got into my car--which was a teeny hatchback that I haven't owned for 15 years and was about to drive home so I could get the giraffe, put it in this car and take it back to the HS, but then I woke up.

I have no idea why I was dreaming of giraffes and old cars, however I do watch Dinner Impossible!

Ok, people. This has seriously got to be the most hysterical thing you've heard all day! I don't know what my sister ate for dinner last night or what in the world prompted a dream like that!

Perhaps we need Joseph to come interpret for us! Ha!

Living in His JOY, HOPE, and PEACE...

***Don't forget to pray for someone today!


Anonymous said...

OH MY THAT IS FUNNY!!! Want to know something even funnier? I know Chef Irvine! YEP! No lie! He and I have had a few conversations. Matter of fact I could send this story to him :) LOL! He would laugh! I have a picture of he and I. Hold on emailing to you now!! Oh crud I don't have your email. Email please please!!

JLE said...

Joseph Loving Eternity here ready to interpret your dream...

On a very special day in your life someone who has been insignificant to you will come into your life and grow on you. The problem is they grow and grow and their stay become longer and longer.

You contact their family and they are glad to see their kin find a new friend and think you are a blessing by keeping their kindred.

They promise to stay in touch --- but don't. After a while you take matters into your own hands and find You contact the proper authorities to come and get them. They say they will but they never show up because you wake up. Now you are stuck with some long necked geek who will not leave you alone. Buy him an old car and give him some gas money. Send him on an errand and while he is gone


amanda said...

lol. that is so funny!! i think it's even funnier that miss sparkette KNOWS the guy. h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s!

Sneaky Momma said...

That is hilarious! She must have a wild imagination.
How awesome is it that Sparkette knows Chef Irvine?????

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