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Monday, June 01, 2009

Not Me Monday! ~ statistically speaking

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Despite hypotheses to the contrary, this researcher had not previously begun to think of herself as C.C. and now, as this researcher, due to guidelines found in the Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association stating that the use of 1st person writing is strongly discouraged. Neither of these hallucinations represent a significant break with reality. This researcher knows her real name.

Statistics do not show a significant effect of lack of sleep and overload of class responsibilities on this researcher's ability to carry on normal thought processes.

This is not demonstrated by this researcher's use of baking spray with flour when the process called for regular cooking spray.

It was not further demonstrated by this researcher's failure to empty candy

from the pocket of her jeans before washing and drying said jeans.

This did not result in melted candy acting as a very heavy starch agent.

This researcher also did not witness the effects of reduced canine play time by their erratic and unreasonable reaction to household recycling efforts.

We do not find it more effective and less stressful for all parties to conduct such can crushing activities outside.

This researcher is interested in the findings of other researchers near and far. All proposals should be submitted for review via

And, now... if you've made it all the way to the end... y'all KNOW I'm crazy!

Statistically speaking,
that is. ;-)

Living in His JOY, HOPE, and PEACE...

***Don't forget to pray for someone today!


-stephanie- said...

You need a break! :o)

Anonymous said...

Great NNM!

Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy said...

love your list.

He And Me + 3 said...

You are just too funny my friend. That kitchen mistake is somethiing I do all the time. LOL

Anonymous said...

Phew ... glad you made it through everything!! Hope things will calm down a little for you! ;)


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